How Cool is This

This is what I want for Christmas.  I didn't say my birthday because Christmas is sooner.  Maybe my half birthday?  That is September, and no one ever gets me anything for my half birthday.  Seriously, like not even a phone call. 

By the way, that shirt has a grizzly riding a great white shark while an A-Bomb explodes in the background.  It could only get cooler if a wookie was flying the plane that dropped the bomb.  And the back of the shirt had the three of them in some sort of high-fiving action.

Teleportation

When they invent teleportation, I'll definitely use it for important things.  Like traveling home to see my nieces and nephews birthdays.  And exotic vacations.

But eventually I'll get lazy, and just take it to the kitchen.  To get bacon.